Friday, March 28, 2008

Cross-dressing! Pirates! Double bed-trick!

Conference paper went over decently well, I think. I must admit that at least three minutes of it were devoted to explaining the exceedingly complicated plot of The Fair Maid of the West, and I didn't even get to the part about castration (that will be my next conference paper, I think). But the rest of it had some semblance of an argument, and I met some Other People Who Are Excited About Heywood, which is such a rare experience that it makes me very happy indeed.

It's sort of weird being at a conference where I know next to nobody, and of the handful of names I do recognize, most of them are members of search committees that have rejected me, or are about to do so. (I haven't gotten the official word from my most recent campus visit, but the SC member who's here didn't even look me in the eye when I passed him, which is damning.) One of my office-mates from grad school is presenting tomorrow, and I'm going to her panel session if I can get up early enough, but I have yet to run into her.

I seem to have landed a nearly-impossible assignment for the teaching demo at Last Chance Saloon College (it is something highly specific, involving an author and a historical event that are way outside of my field, AND the instructions were incredibly confusing). Ugh. Since I seem to strike out even with schools that request teaching demos on topics that are right up my alley, I'm not holding out much hope for this one. (Also, why -- WHY -- does every school request something completely DIFFERENT for the demo class? Wouldn't it be great if the MLA could mandate that all teaching demos be, say, forty-five minutes long and on a short story, poem, or scene from a play of the candidate's choice?)

6 comments:

Renaissance Girl said...

Whatever the topic they've assigned you to teach is, I'm betting good money in the Last Chance Saloon that if you work in some cross-dressing pirates, the job is yours.

Fretful Porpentine said...

Unfortunately, the topic has to do with a very serious and very horrific event that took place within living memory, so I suspect cross-dressing pirates would not really be appropriate :(

Susan said...

Actually, in some ways it is easier to teach the stuff way outside your field because you won't try to be too clever. So you can do a pretty straightforward class. And just because the text is about a horrific event, don't feel as if you have to say more than -- OK this is a horrific event, then move on to what you want to talk about with the author/texts. (Though I continue to think that teaching demos in an existing class are horrendous assignments in the best circumstances.)

Fretful Porpentine said...

Actually, now that I've experienced pretty much all of the possible formats several times, I much prefer teaching demos in an existing class to any of the alternatives. At least the students know each other and are somewhat comfortable with one another, and most of them will have done the reading beforehand. With a group of random students that the faculty rounded up, there are no such guarantees, and teaching demos with faculty playing students are a special circle of hell.

Renaissance Girl said...

yikes. good luck, anyway. i'm sure you'll knock them all down!

heu mihi said...

Oh I know! I had to do three completely different teaching demos and two completely differently-formatted job talks within three weeks of each other this season. It was seriously icky. Good luck with LCS!