OK, one last quote from the Undergraduate Diaries, because I just couldn't resist. This one comes from the middle of a completely loony but extensively-worked-out theory that The Graduate is basically an updated medieval romance. (Among other things, Mrs. Robinson is apparently an evil sorceress, and the bourbon she offers Ben is really a love potion.)
... and oh, by the way, the car fulfills the same functions as a knight's horse*...
* Means of transit, status symbol, and occasional extension of the penis.
Unrelated, but awesome, is this YouTube clip: The Lego Trojan War.
It will be inferred from this that I have been doing absolutely none of the things I swore I was going to do this week, like keeping up with the summer reading and figuring out how the hell I am going to move all my stuff a third of the way across the country. Eee.